The Armpit Shirt is a polo shirt made entirely from armpit stains collected by the kind people at the Manhattan Salvation Army. The stains were collected over a ten-day period by clothing sorters, and represent the thickest, pastiest, crustiest armpit stains that the working classes of New York have to offer. The actual armpit area of the shirt has been augmented with patches from a brand new Hanes T-shirt, so that the wearer can add their own armpit stain to this tapestry of labor.
